Mummy and Daddy are strange - they keep making noises and their eyes are watery and leaking. Mummy says Paddy is gone and so he is but that's okay isn't it? I don't understand. Paddy was in his bed sleeping and not bothering me for a change. Then Mummy shouted and they ran to him and said he had died. Mummy kept making me look at him - but I know he's not there any more so I don't have to look do I? Anyway Daddy dug a big hole in the garden and put him in and then there were more strange noises and leaking eyes. I got cuddled a lot which can't be bad and now I am Top Dog.